Bear Creek
Bear Creek is a post-Civil war film taking place in the San Francisco bay area. An East Bay man returns home from the war to find his hillside town overrun by a corrupt preacher. The admittedly-cheesy original working title was “Bear Creek Revival.”
As the corrupt preacher is cornered by main character, he shoves gun in his face (six-shooter), woman says “You can’t do it, he is a man of god.” He continues to look at the preacher, but he draws his gun down, looks at the woman, ponders, “a man of god…” Looks back at preacher, heavy breathing but calm. The preacher relaxes a bit. The main guy then draws his gun up very fast and says, “… then he’ll rise from the dead as jesus mother-fuckin christ did.” shoots three shots at him. The surprised preacher falls to the floor, parishioners rush to aid him. The main star hears noise from outside the church, he goes to the porch, sees 3 (?) cowboys (bad guys) come over the not-so-distant hill. He picks up a loaded shotgun (on porch) and shoots 1 guy with 1 shot (sharpshooter style). The 2 (?) others flee from whence they came…As the corrupt preacher is cornered by main character, he shoves gun in his face (six-shooter), woman says “You can’t do it, he is a man of god.” He continues to look at the preacher, but he draws his gun down, looks at the woman, ponders, “a man of god…” Looks back at preacher, heavy breathing but calm. The preacher relaxes a bit. The main guy then draws his gun up very fast and says, “… then he’ll rise from the dead as jesus mother-fuckin christ did.” shoots three shots at him. The surprised preacher falls to the floor, parishioners rush to aid him. The main star hears noise from outside the church, he goes to the porch, sees 3 (?) cowboys (bad guys) come over the not-so-distant hill. He picks up a loaded shotgun (on porch) and shoots 1 guy with 1 shot (sharpshooter style). The 2 (?) others flee from whence they came…
Holiday Inn
Holiday Inn is a political satire comedy about a recent college graduate who works as a manager at a Holiday Inn in Santa Rosa, California. The graduate just completed his MBA at Syracuse University and is given the manager job of a hotel his uncle owns.
The Motel (title to be determined)
A slacker graduates with an MBA (takes a “year off” first) t o get a management position at one of his uncle’s motel chains. Working title “Holiday Inn.” His only solace is him swimming in motel pool at night.
A politically incorrect satirical comedy.
– latino stuff
– guests (the way they leave rooms), fights, etc., havoc!
– old people walking around in circles
– help strike
– “lesson learned”
Narration (as he discusses people around motel)…
And this guy, he comes in three times a week, usually four, with a different woman each time, most of them skanks. And his wife, a milf, a pure milf, the definition of a milf. I wonder — should I tell her, empathize with her, and then get in some kinky milf-style sympathy sex.
Possibly helps/falls for battered woman (w/ child?)
Mendocino
Mendocino is a short horror film (approximate running time: 75 minutes) taken place along the Big River in Mendocino County, California. The original working title was “Big River (The Mendocino War).”
American Tourist
American Tourist is about an American traveling through Europe (and the world). He (or she) deals with the language barriers and different customs.
Trinity
Trinity is an idea for a Bigfoot film. The viewers follow a group of hunters along Trinity River in Northern California.
Humatas
Humatas is a science fiction “thriller.” Thriller is in quotes because that is largely dependent on how the story turns out. The story is centered around Earth one million years from today. Obviously, it will be a much different place. Humatas is the working title.
As a result of thousands of years of nuclear (and chemical and biological) warfare, other technological advancements, and evolution, the humans on Earth that survived the near-extinction are, in fact, mutated humans. These humans, called “humatas,” are the only humans adapted to survive in this wild war zone called Earth.
Other humans that were so isolated they felt little effect from the nuclear wars and technological advancements, would also adapt to survive in their environment, but are considerably weaker than the “humatas.” They are make up a variety of “tribal humans” that are reminiscent of the original humans millions of years ago.
A shrinking population of “true humans” does exist. Tese humans were the only humans to have survived the wars without mutation, but are so frail and fragile, they are easily preyed upon. The “true humans,” however, do have political power and aid in the war against the other evolved species.
Cross-breeding between “true humans” and “humatas” are an active and relatively successful program designed to increase the number of “true humans.” The idea is that after several generations of breeding, the mutated genes of the “humatas” will deteriorate but the the added strength, durability and resistance that define the “humatas” will remain.
Background information.
For the most part, humans have stopped evolving. Humans continue to rule the known universe because of scientific and technological advancements, but there has been very slight change in human physical makeup. These advancements have made humans, as a whole, weaker and more vulnerable.
What happened to humans?
After several thousands of years of near-annihilation due to nuclear warfare, disease, and famine, the only people who have remained are either very weak and fragile or are amongst peoples so isolated they had very little contact with other humans.
The animals and plants evolve.
Over the following millions of years, a very small population of nomadic humans would live on, however struggle with ever-evolving wolves and tigers, apes and falcons. Sea creatures, such as sea lions and dolphins, would exit the sea much like species millions years prior would do through evolution. All of these creatures, in the end, would evolve to become more human-like because that is what has worked on Earth in the past.
Humans have no defense.
After all of the devastation on Earth, or what we know as Earth, the technology that humans came to rely on for power has become obsolete. They have no means to develop weapons that would easily defend them and conquer the animals.
Humans and animals coexist.
A warming follows a periodic ice age. Humans begin growing in population. The humans, however, are outnumbered, outstrengthed and outsmarted by a variety of evolved species.
Human/Animal offspring.
Through the course of time, humans and animals will be able to coexist, depending on species, location, etc. Their offspring, this new breed of species coined “humanimals,” will be the key ingredient for future peace on Earth. (Film tip: the female offspring will be very attractive if the mother is human.)
Tagline.
And the human’s fight for survival will be the next great battle.
Future Earth.
Earth will be much more lush — after years of no technology and mass pollution. But there will be “hot zones,” zones of intense heat due to the eradication of the ozone layer and areas so damaged by nuclear (and chemical and biological) warfare, that being within 100 miles will cause creatures to welt.
Evolved plants.
I am not sure about plants, except that in this lush Earth, there will be dominant plants. Maybe the flytrapper will evolve to catch young animals. Sea plants, algae and coral will dominate their realm.
Story Board
Millions of years from today…
In a time we can not comprehend.
In a place we can not understand, but must realize is Earth.
Things have changed.
Evolution has continued.
Humans have evolved.
Animals and plants have evolved.
Some faster than others.
And after the human race was nearly obliterated.
Nuclear warfare, disease and famine.
The animals caught up.
The sea lions evolved.
The dolphins evolved.
The dogs and cats evolved.
The falcons evolved.
And the monkeys evolved.
Living side-by-side with their equals: humans.
Without the aid of weapons of mass destruction.
The fight for global domination is on.
The human race’s fight to survive is real.
And deadly.
