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Every email. Ever.

Correspondence

billy joe bob

yo billy.
hows the desert?
im in davis mucking around on the i-net; "what, no
espn?"
i start work on the 9th of june at berti-lindquist.
i missed my lease deadline, looks like im staying in
bezerkely. emilia got a job offer, thinks she's going
to accept. the job is in the city. my job is in
moraga, just over the hill. sitar lives in nearby
orinda, going to stop by and say hello, ask the man a
few daunting questions, see what he knoes and what he
doesnt.
have fun in the british virgin isles (in my mind, the
british virgin islands are the "only" virgin islands.)
later,
jeff

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Correspondence

Ph.D. Preliminary Exam

Jeffrey:

I understand that you would like to take the Ph.D. Preliminary 
Exam.  Unfortunately, your GPA is currently below the minimum required for 
admission to the Ph.D. program (i.e. min. of 3.50), and according to the 
GeoEngineering Program policy, only students meeting the minimum GPA 
criterion are eligible to take this exam.

 From examining your record, your Fall semester GPA was 3.275, and I have 
been able to check some of your Spring semester grades to see if you were 
able to bring it above 3.5, and this does not appear possible, as I have 
recently learned that you have earned an A- in 176, B+ in 270B, and B+ in 
272.  Your 270L grade is not completed yet.

I have personally heard much praise from faculty such as Professors Sitar 
and Goodman about your tremendous talent and keen intellect.  Many of us 
were hoping that things would work out better this semester, but they did not.

We sincerely appreciate your interest in joining our Ph.D. program, and 
this may be possible at some later date when the minimum GPA requirement is 
met.  However, at this time, you are not eligible to take the preliminary 
exam.

If you have any questions about this matter, or would like to discuss it 
with me further, please let me know.  I hate telling you this via email, 
but I wanted to be sure to get you this information before the holiday 
weekend, so you did not have to end things early on Monday to get back to 
Berkeley for the test.

Jon

______________________________________________________

Professor Jonathan D. Bray, Ph.D., P.E.
Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering
440 Davis Hall, MC 1710
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA
Berkeley, CA  94720-1710
Tel:  (510) 642-9843
Fax:  (510) 642-7476
Email:  bray@ce.berkeley.edu
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Correspondence

I LOVE YOU

emilia,
i love u more and more every passing moment of every passing day.
u are absoultuely amazing in every imaginable way.
i am yours. forever and always.
u have my heart.
love,
jeffrey

i give u my onlyness
u give me ure tomorrow

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Correspondence

Re:

I need your touch. I need to touch you. I need your lips on mind. I need you.
Always. I love you.


-----Original Message-----
From:	"Jeffrey Brett Wisniewski" <jbwisnie@ce.berkeley.edu>
Sent:	Friday, November 15, 2002 2:42 PM
To:	"emilia szczepankowska" <eszczepa@hotmail.com>
Subject:	Re: 

emilia babe:
i just got out of geology -- learned about arid environments, deserts, 
death valley etc, very interesting, i asked prof when will water be in 
death valley again, he said very long. i learn the most "practical" stuff 
in this class.
autocad command -- hmm, i dont knoe, if u explain to me waht u were 
actually doing, maybe i can help, but im not sure.
did u leave work early today? wang gave u some stuff to do, i never heard u 
say that nam ebefore -- is that his last name?
i love u emilia,
i want to go home and sleep.
i will call u tonite, i listen to u and u tell me all about ure day, i love 
u so much, i listen to u forever. so sweet. so cute, so lovely.
i love u emilia,
love,
jeffrey

ps, me glad u had good day at work, next week be good too lets hope.


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Quoting emilia szczepankowska <eszczepa@hotmail.com>:

> 
> rey,
> 
> it has been a rather good day at work today - i was very surprised.
> and i get to go home in a little bit.
> 
> i hope ure lecture is tolerable - i love.
> i think about you all the time.
> all the time.
> 
> i will talk to u later on tonight -
> :)
> 
> your emilia
Correspondence

Re:

emilia babe:
i love u.
i cant wait for u to be here.
i understand work will be really slow, im sorry, i would bug the hell out 
of wang for work (i think wang will be a better reference than john anyway, 
i knoe u have a good repore with wang, but he understands ure position and 
ure decision, he must have some work for u to do.)
i know john must be too spiteful to give u work at this point (i wonder 
waht geoff told him in that mtg); and dont be upset or surprised that geoff 
didnt ask u about ure workload, u would have done same thing in his 
situation, hes looking at the future of his company.
and i finally realized waht u were getting at last night --- i agree, john 
doesnt make that much, thats why he is such a bitter man. has keith said 
anything to u about u leaving>
i hope u have a good second half of work, and u find something u can play 
with, if not -- surf the net, look at jobs and such.
can u go to a site at all, like i suggested earlier. there must me some 
site that needs an engineer to check on.
i love u emilia,
i miss u.
thank u for callng and talking to me, ure sweet voice has made my morning, 
and thoughts of u and ure love make all my days. u are amazing.
maybe we go out tonite -- it thursday, we celebrate u quitting ure job.
i love u emilia.
i love u.
i see u soon.
i come home to u.
love,
jeffrey

here is article about strawberry creek:
http://www.dailycal.org/article.asp?id=10185

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Quoting emilia szczepankowska <eszczepa@hotmail.com>:

> 
> hello,
> 
> baby - this is a never ending couple of days.
> yuck.
> 
> what fun activities do u suggest i engage in here, at work, for the next
> 
> couple of days!
> 
> i love you,
> lots,
> have a great thurs.
> 
> missing you,
> emilia
Correspondence

jeff and emilia sitting in a tree

emilia love,
i just got back into davis, me going to try to finish groundwater, then 
start, i wonder how ure day is going. waht are u working on? wang annoying 
u?
i miss u emilia.
i love u.
how is the cut on ure knee, were u wearing ure sweats when u hit the glass, 
or shorts, i kiss it better, i love u so much.
where are u? i need u here. now.
i love u,
have fun. its a secret.
love,
jeffy

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Correspondence

i’ve got u babe

emilia,
well i hope u had a great day of work, i have been missing u like crazy, 
wehn do i see u again, huh, huh, well when is it babe?? im listening... im 
waiting... huh? huh? well, when...?
i need to see u
i need to feel u
i need to be with u
my geology class will be real fun, we have three field trips, and possibly 
an additional one thats only for "a few interested students" so i just 
better be one of them, one of the field trips is a two-day trip to the 
sierra nevada, our first trip is this saturday all around san francisco. we 
are supposed to have several items for this class, a rock hammer, a hand 
lense, pocket knife, and other items, which i dont have. very interesting 
class. the professor, who is real famous, he wrote the textbook, is really 
cool also.
on friday however the lab is scheduled, and i have that dmv appt. at 3:00, 
and the lab starts at 1pm, so as long as i get out of there by 2:15 i will 
be fine, i hope. the lab is for those who have no geology undergrad or 
previous work, so i need to be there.
the two losers (greg and liz) are from ucla i found out and there gay ass 
names are matt and ellen. the matt character i can not stand. whenever a 
question is asked, he always gives her that look, u knoe one of those greg 
or liz looks, like they are all that and people shouldnt ask questions, 
mother fuckers. i hate those peoples, maybe becuase i am always asking dumb 
questions.
i met a cool kid also in the geology class. his name is max. we'll see how 
that turns out.
my geotech earthquake class was another gem. its tough taking the notes 
though, and we need to read a lot of essays and articles on the side, that 
have no bearing on the class really, but just to knoe waht has really been 
studied and written. but thats true for all my classes, except groundwater. 
i told my polski class professor about my situation. oh yea, i skpiied my 
seminar today to make the class. afterwards i told him i can no longer make 
wednesdays and tuesdays and thursdays i have a class that runs thirty 
minutes in, and he started to give me that look and say, "well, we'll 
see..." but i cut him off and just told him i am taking this class no 
matter waht, wahtever i learn is waht i learn.
i did learn a few more words and phrases. we went over the alphabet a 
couple times, im still not able to do it in front of the class, but with a 
little more practice, maybe...
my supplementary soils class was today and was supposed to be an hour, but 
it ran an additional thirty minutes, and i was starving since i skipped the 
seminar, which has food, so from now on, i can eat there on wednesdays, but 
afterwards i ran down to telegraph for pizza, and ran back for geology. the 
class was supposed to cover mohr's circle and he did a great job covering 
it, but i was getting frustrated as the class kept dragging on. one guy, 
who apparently has worked in consulting the past few years, had trouble 
reading the stress chart, which pissed me off. but then again, i was really 
hungry.
well, i go home now. maybe u will surprise me by lying naked on our bed 
when i get there and i can make sweet love to u. oh yea, u didnt take the 
keys i made u...
emilia, i love u. i miss u. when are u coming out here?
why is it u always avoid it? u messing with my head? is that it? i hope 
not, because i love u so much, and that would really hurt.
i miss u emilia,
i love u emilia,
i want to be with u always,
love,
jeffrey

ps, i call u...

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Correspondence

IlOvEyOu

my sweet baby;

- long day ahead, for you and me - u start your seepage class in four hours 
- i hope u have a wonderful day today - as good as the earthquake class / 
proff - take lots of good notes, that i can inspect - hehe

- your last email, very cute ("sexy?  body")or something to that affect?  i 
know that word, and it makes sence in that usage, i just didn't know it - u 
teach me - hehe

- we have a new "temporary secretary" that started today - gail intorducted 
her and said, "she's helping us out for a little bit" - shaddy stuff going 
on - hehe

- and when is my cubicle body moving? she always has ALL this work - come 
on, give me a break.  but than wang is moving in, and that will be 
interesting.  i would think that they would give him a better, more isolated 
space, with all of his experiance and all - hehe

- well have a great day today in that wonderful world of academia.  be good 
and study lots - hehe

- i love you, and think of you every moment of the day

emilia

ps
mialam smaczny sen o tobie
(l=l`)
Correspondence

Re: 66*66*10

emilia,
i love u.
jeffrey


"by the time john finished with me" didnt sound too good.

u and these job offers... any in the bay area????

do u mean lucerne:
Lucerne is situated in northern foothills of St. Gotthard Pass, in the 
midst of an alpine wonderland. A metropolis of fountains and lights, cafes 
and boutiques, Lucerne is a city with a thousand bewitching faces.

i had to go to health center and fill out a waiver form stating that i have 
leath insurance that covers me if i go mentally insane, i am serious, cause 
if i dint have that coverage, i would need to use the university health 
system, but my coverage gives me 30 days of inpatient mental health asylum 
coverage.

this was ure horoscope today in teh daily cal;
accent diplomacy, make intelligent concessions to family. domestic 
adjustment could include possible change of residence, marital status...

u should move out here babe.
i love u
forever
and ever
and ever

love,
jeffrey


--->An instrument used in surveying, consisting of 100 linked pieces of 
iron or steel and measuring 66 feet (20.1 meters). Also called Gunter's 
chain.
(from http://www.bartleby.com/61/48/C0224800.html)

--->http://www.gleaden.plus.com/measure.htm#gunters

--->Gunter's Chain, 
for land surveying, is so named from Edmund Gunter, its inventor (1581-
1626). It is sixty-six feet long, and divided into one hundred links. As 
ten square chains make an acre, it follows that an acre contains 100,000 
square links. 
According to Gunter. According to measurement by Gunter's chain.
(from http://www.bartleby.com/81/7765.html)

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