Coach’s Notes — Game 21

  • I apologize about the delay in posting. If the ad revenue from the Superbas blog actually provided for me, my wife and my puppy, man, would things be different. A lot different. First, I’d buy a shack in the woods, somewhere near a river. Then, I’d set aside some land for horticulture, with maybe a greenroom as an annex to the cabin. Then, I’d renovate the place and build a full-service bar, call it Henrietta’s, and hire some dancers. Then, with the money flowing, I’d start my own thing, like a Superbas gear shop, selling bikini bottoms with the Superbas logo, and license plate holders, the works. (What is the deal with license plate holders? Why do a lot of people leave the dealer’s license plate holder on, long after they purchase the car? Do these people realize they can remove the holder, and not shill for the dealership for years on end?) Anyway.

    – Alright, I admit it. We suck, and we are as bad as we should be.

    – Scratch that. We are better than our 0-9 record. I know we are. We only need a few extra runs — maybe ten or twenty — a game, and we will be fine.

    – No one struck out last game.

    – The softball Jesus is returning. Tim Evans will be back next week.

    – And last year’s MOP — Carlo Quinonez — is also slated to return.

    – Things are looking up for the Superbas.

    -Jeff