Chris Richards (Facebook)

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Chris Richards February 24 at 1:43pm
http://www.speculativebubble.com/

By the way, dude, did you block me from facebook?

Is this about your use of the Oxford comma?

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 24 at 2:03pm
Dude. I’m phasing out Facebook. I’m getting out while I still can. You were part of the second-to-last cut, and I’m sorry it has come to this. I’m down to my final ten. I wonder if I deleted Emilia, if her wall would report “Emilia and Jeffrey are no longer in a relationship”? Has it really come to this? I plan on keeping my account — with no “friends” — so people could find me and message me if they wanted (but no more “add as friend” only to never “talk;” in fact, I’ve had “friends” who would not respond to messages, like this one). I will always be available by email. I will always be a send button away. -Jeff

Chris Richards February 25 at 9:08am
Understood Sir.

I can’t say I haven’t thought about deleting my entire account. But I use this crap for networking, jobs and alumni stuff (reunions ETC) so for now it will stay.

Until then!

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 25 at 9:11am
I prefer LinkedIn to professional networking, and I hope you have fun at your high school reunion. -Jeff

The Iraq Option

Graduating from college, one always has options, some more enticing than others. I should already issue a correction: Unless your major studies were in the liberal arts and you did not have family connections, one always has options upon graduating from college, some more enticing than others. For me, one option was Iraq.

It was early 2003, and I was about to start the second semester of my graduate studies at the top school in the country for my program, the University of California at Berkeley. I was studying geotechnical engineering, and despite the fact that the economy was on the verge of exploding (in a positive way), engineering companies were hesitant in full-scale blanket hiring.

Enrollment in specialty graduate programs comes in waves. Typically during economic expansions marked by mass hiring, enrollment is low, and during economic recessions, marked by — at the very least — hiring freezes, enrollment is high. Two years after I graduated with a class of 25 (a relative high for the program historically), the school graduated a class of 8. School enrollment, especially voluntary enrollment like in graduate school, is directly related to national and global economic conditions, and it is routinely cyclical. Typically.

Job offers were not easy to come by for my class of twenty-five. When you were able to land an interview, you didn’t tell anyone else, because you were absolutely sure that they wouldn’t be reciprocating the courtesy. It was a fierce battle. Some of my classmates moved from the area chasing jobs. It was also the first time in more than a decade that companies didn’t pour-in through the front doors of the engineering building looking for talent, or that the professors’ phones weren’t off the hook with former colleagues looking for the next rising star, or so this is what our professors told us.

Instead of sorting through multitudes of offers, trading them with classmates like baseball cards, students had to fend for themselves. This led to a stressful last couple of months of school. It was custom for students to have jobs lined up in December, and now lining up a job for June was the most difficult assignment. This also served as a perfect example of free-market capitalism, forcing students to leverage their individual skills and political machinations, and also teaching not to spend too much energy on what may ultimately become a lost opportunity cost.

The invasion of Iraq began in March 2003, but the rumblings concerning the reconstruction, and the jobs that that would require, started much earlier. It was mid-January when I first got wind of the news. I had just returned from Buffalo, which I would not visit again for nearly six years, and my mouth was still sore. I had my wisdom teeth pulled while vacationing at home if only to ensure that the operation was covered by my parents’ insurance.

I was sitting in the computer lounge, surfing the internet for god knows what in the waning days of my final winter break, when a classmate informed that companies were looking to send engineers — hundreds of them — to Iraq to help re-build the country. Bechtel has a long history with the University, and they were one of the premier firms that were gearing up to land in Iraq once the short war was to be declared over. In what was to be the largest reconstruction project in the history of the world, San Francisco-based Bechtel was looking for engineers to send to the Middle East, especially young ones — those without families to care for, those that tend be take a little more risk in personal decision-making. You know, dumb college students. This is where I entered the equation.

The rumored offers were enticing: $200k, tax-free, plus no expenses. Engineers would work, eat and sleep on a campus built by Bechtel (and presumably protected by the U.S. Army, although at that time, this wasn’t a concern since the U.S. would be welcomed with open arms as an occupying force). The deal was to work for two years and return home with $400k in your bank account. I seriously considered this offer. How could any sane person not?

My memories of this potential offer to work in Iraq came rushing back while reading Confessions of an Economic Hit Man. In his memoir, John Perkins labeled large engineering and construction firms as a guiding force behind the corporate push for global empire (for the exclusive benefit of the United States). On more than one occasion, he specifically mentions Bechtel, although Bechtel was not the only engineering firm looking for debt-ridden engineering students to send and re-build the Middle East.

The offer was ultimately not for me. At the time, I doubted my decision to not pursue it further — to at least set-up an interview — since it seemed to be the perfect answer in an effort to pile-up some cash. I had a pretty girlfriend that I wanted to keep. I really enjoyed living in California and didn’t want to leave. And yes, I was scared. Eating in a mess hall with other young engineers would have been fun, but forgoing common sense that this assignment would be in a war-torn country, surrounded by known (and unknown) enemies of the state — of the country that I represent — would have been illogical. I realized this then, and I still realize this now.

I played it safe instead, and took a job locally. It wasn’t the six figures that an Iraq field-trip promised, but I left school with the highest starting salary in my class, and that wasn’t anything to look upon with regret.

Iraq was an option, and not all options are equal. I could have had a unique once-in-a-lifetime experience. I could have been a foreign contractor with a bulls-eye on my back. I could have come home with a pile of cash and an appetite for land. I could have come home in a body-bag. I believe I made the right decision.

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@prefidentBUSH

A short-lived Twitter experiment. February to May 2009.

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02/16

  • 12:03 — I’m assuming this Twitter thing sucks, and that I’ll quit in a day or two (at most a week).

03/03

  • 17:46 — @staffgeologist I do suck, but I try not to dwell on it.
  • 15:23 — The A’s signed Nomar. With Giambi as DH, and Bonds as player/manager, a playoff run looms for Oaktown.
  • 22:02 — @ryanalward tmi, omg, lol.

03/04

  • 14:09 — Note to Facebook users: get out while you still can. http://tinyurl.com/aqgl2n #facebook
  • 15:26 — Q: How useless would Florida be without oranges?
  • 17:55 — I just referenced the Brown and Public Records Acts in a heated email with a neighbor. This is getting good.

03/06

  • 12:19 — @ryanalward It’s Friday, do you know where your mojo is?

03/08

  • 20:41 — @ryanalward I went snowboarding at Heavenly today. Seven hours driving; six hours on the mountain.

03/09

  • 10:59 — @tmrly NBA Jam, Sega Genesis, 19″ tv. Best of five, my house, tonight. We draft the five teams (played in order). First pick, or second two?
  • 20:49 — @tmrly Alright, then I'll start. Hornets.
  • 23:03 — @tmrly Spurs.
  • 23:04 — @tmrly Kings.
  • 23:06 — @tmrly Clippers.
  • 23:09 — @tmrly Bullets. Game on.

03/10

  • 07:50 — @CPCTC Thank you for your support.
  • 11:24 — Q: Is eating a banana at work, you know, gay? I’m saying potassium is the reason, but I am not sure if that’s enough.
  • 12:27 — @ryanalward “‘Naners”? Is that hick talk?

03/11

  • 22:50 — I just completed a 3-0 NBA Jam sweep over @tmrly with the Hornets, Spurs and Kings.

03/14

  • 13:26 — @ryanalward Very cool. What did you make this with (camera, software)?

03/16

  • 09:37 — Maybe the issue is contractually-mandated bonuses.
  • 10:47 — @ryanalward The idea that AIG is contractually-mandated to hand out bonuses to individuals that performed poorly with taxpayer money.
  • 16:59 — Q: How fast could you put a proposal together to build a privately-funded baseball stadium in downtown Oakland?

03/17

  • 12:50 — If you know anything about the discovery of salt, oranges or almonds, please email me.
  • 16:51 — VMware Fusion, Parallels, Wine… anyone?

03/18

  • 08:18 — @ryanalward Yes. Call me at 202-658-7590.
  • 11:45 — I'll be on the Berkeley campus recruiting the rest of the day.

03/20

  • 08:16 — Day one: 12 out of 16; no long-term damage.
  • 12:01 — I’m going for a walk around the lake.
  • 13:44 — Peeling an orange with my left hand was more difficult than I'd thought.

03/21

  • 08:28 — Day two: 12 out of 16; some collateral damage.
  • 10:04 — @mrsjwns Will do. I’m leaning towards Darwine.
  • 16:40 — Q: Where is the money in URL shortening services?

03/22

  • 08:42 — Day three: 8 out of 8; already down two heading into today.
  • 09:11 — Syracuse basketball.

03/23

  • 08:10 — Day four: 5 out of 8; not the best day, but I’m still standing.
  • 20:52 — 60 Minutes on TiVo.

03/24

  • 10:58 — @ryanalward Is there an iPod dock?

03/25

  • 20:34 — I am leaning against MacHeist for ethical reasons; it is tempting.

03/26

  • 09:15 — @mrsjwns Ahh, clearing escrow. Congratulations.

03/27

  • 08:06 — I just won tickets to see Rachel Maddow speak at a Mother Jones event in San Francisco tomorrow evening.
  • 15:51 — @CPCTC Now I understand what Twitter is for.

03/30

  • 08:57 — I got beat-up on Twitter.

03/31

  • 15:00 — Life Lesson No. 17: Do not tell a political reporter that you are considering a run for Congress unless you mean it.
  • 21:18 — @ryanalward I find support from both the far left and far right.

04/02

  • 10:27 — @ryanalward Australia, dude.
  • 15:00 — @ryanalward Digg bar?

04/03

  • 08:42 — I must admit, Twitter integration with Gmail would be pretty neat.
  • 16:05 — Derek Plante is uncharacteristically good in NHL '97. This upsets me; I'd rather bench him than let him score goals and help me win. #sabres

04/04

  • 17:57 — I met Vida Blue today.
  • 18:09 — Meeting Vida Blue is a lot like meeting a former All-Star pitcher that won three consecutive World Series with the Athletics.
  • 19:14 — @tmrly At a community event in town. I now have a Vida Blue autographed photograph (circa 1974).

04/05

  • 10:10 — Boxee is a bust.

04/06

  • 15:30 — A pretty damn good Monday.
  • 20:23 — Sabres vs. Red Wings on TiVo.

04/07

  • 20:45 — House on TiVo. Thank you for spoiling, internet.

04/08

  • 09:55 — @tmrly Ahem, steroids.

04/09

  • 08:58 — @mrsjwns I know what you mean. I have thought about it too. Haiku is my friend.
  • 23:00 — Q: When is it okay to shill blog posts for ad money?

04/12

  • 09:08 — The Far Far Away title screen option in iMovie is silly, but I'm using it anyway.

04/13

  • 20:21 — I'm trying to explain to my wife the difference between .htaccess/.htpasswd and WordPress log-in.

04/18

  • 16:14 — YouTube will be known as the biggest mistake Google made.
  • 20:35 — The dog is sleeping; Bill Moyers on TiVo.

04/19

  • 14:05 — I'm amidst a showdown over blog attribution.

04/20

  • 21:11 — On the first floor to avoid the heat.

04/21

  • 19:42 — Sharks hockey. (I'm giving it a shot.)

04/22

  • 08:24 — To celebrate Earth Day, volunteers handed a green piece of paper to passengers on BART this morning. #irony

04/23

  • 14:53 — I spent two hours last night cleaning up XP in preparation for a partition.

04/25

  • 19:04 — Tom is the Skype Test Call of MySpace. (This doesn't really work the other way around, and the way I originally intended.)

04/26

  • 12:45 — @ryanalward Dude, this is what Vimeo is for.

04/28

  • 15:48 — chkdsk /f

05/02

  • 12:36 — Q: Why weren't the police called when Janice blew away Richie Aprile? In retrospect, it seems to be a rather convenient lack of citizenship.

Ryan Ackerhalt (Facebook)

hey

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 16 at 8:03am
Hey Ryan. How are you doing? I’m going to resist and not make something out of you requesting my friendship on Valentine’s weekend, because that would just make things weird. (Although, one has to wonder.) Living in NYC? -Jeff

Ryan Ackerhalt February 16 at 4:04pm
will you be my valentine sexy boy

Ryan Ackerhalt February 16 at 4:06pm
joke don’t want to make the wife wonder huh. yeah bro in nyc i love money and it seems to be the place. you in cali now hows that? are we gonna start puttin the club together or what?

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 16 at 4:41pm
California is nice; we’ve been here a few years now, and really like the bay area. Where in NYC are you living? What club? I’d say I’m interested, but with hesitation. -Jeff

Ryan Ackerhalt February 17 at 7:31pm
you drew out the plans for the ideal danceclub back in the day remember?I’m living in midtown. Its a great time here been here for a few yrs as well

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 17 at 10:48pm
A dance-club? That doesn’t sound like me. -Jeff

Ryan Ackerhalt February 19 at 4:22am
you drew out the whole setup it was more like a huge bar.

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 19 at 8:10am
Now that sounds more like me. I still have iterative plans for a place. -Jeff

Jeffrey Wisniewski February 19 at 9:54am
By the way, I was laughing with my wife about the bagel party incident in the woods. “This is not our car.” I told her I was pretty sure we were stoned out of our minds. Good times. -Jeff

Ryan Ackerhalt February 28 at 10:42am
thats a pretty good bet. that was funny as hell. “get the bagel guys” great times


email

Jeffrey Wisniewski March 2 at 8:13pm
I’m leaving Facebook. My email is jeff3w@gmail. Let me know if you are ever in the area or if you have any memories you’d like to share. -Jeff

25 Random Things About Me

I suppose this is the in-thing to do, so here goes…

  1. I give 1/16 of my clothes to Goodwill each year, and replace half that amount. In time, I will have what I need.
  2. I am a political junkie and have followed politics since 1992.
  3. I did not vote once in my life, including primaries and special elections, because I had mono freshman year in college.
  4. I’ve never voted for a republican, in any election, for any office, at any level, and I don’t plan to. I consider myself a liberal, but I cannot stand the democratic party, and several of my beliefs are consistent with republican ideology.
  5. I am an environmentalist, almost to the extreme.
  6. I always walk up and down escalators, and never just ride them.
  7. I am a proponent of intellectual property rights, and I have the habit of evaluating a site’s permalink structure.
  8. I never give money to bums, and when I cannot ignore them, I give them dirty looks.
  9. I think gaming peaked with NHL ’95.
  10. I spent three years chasing my future wife before she agreed to date me. I still hold that against her.
  11. I don’t think The Office is that funny anymore but I guess I have to watch it.
  12. I spent $100 for a high-tech antenna and several hours on my roof only to discover that I get the same number of channels with a rabbit-ears antenna directly behind the tv.
  13. I know almost nothing about cars and have to trust whatever anyone tells me is the problem.
  14. I prefer to bag my own groceries.
  15. I love movies and television but despise anything Hollywood-related.
  16. I grow a red beard, which is what some people call me. My other nickname is “Mean Mister Mustard,” although nobody calls me that. I use humor as a crutch.
  17. I love to write, and I blog often (too much, really). I also talk to myself.
  18. I’m an extremely anal editor. It is not unusual for me to send follow-up emails to correct minor errors I may have made in a previous email, even with friends. I spend hours of thought analyzing the placement of commas, semicolons, and the word “and.” (I am not sure about the comma after the word “semicolons.”) I dream about syntax.
  19. I don’t like it when people with dogs cross the street to avoid meeting my dog. That is exactly why their dogs have become anti-social. I stop-and-stare at these people.
  20. I do not believe in a god, and I consider myself quarter-pagan. (The other three quarters are atheist, agnostic and deist.) I would like to believe in karma.
  21. I do not watch a lot of sports, but I do follow the Buffalo Sabres and Syracuse basketball, and I try to go to a handful of A’s games every season. I read Bill Simmons religiously.
  22. My favorite cuisines are Mexican and French, and I love my wife’s cooking.
  23. I am only able to read on the train to-and-from work so I manage about one book a month. I guess I could read at home, but that is not realistic.
  24. I would switch jobs for money over happiness. I would much rather provide for my family than have a best friend at work.
  25. I think I’m better than everyone, and someday, I will get my comeuppance. But not today, and hopefully not tomorrow.