Game Summary
The Superbas suffered their most humiliating defeat by forfeiting the game against the Blue Water Pools due to a lack of players. Only six players showed up, including the two captains, Andy Orr and Brooks Ramsdell, Mike Atiyeh, Eric Grace, Jesus Espinoza, and player/coach Jeff Wisniewski.
The coach was visibly upset following the forfeiture, the first in franchise history, and put on quite a show for the cougar-filled crowd. Wisniewski was apparently frustrated that pitcher Kevin Ghalambor and designated hitter Wright Cole hadn’t informed the team that they would not make the game.
“Tell Cole and Ghalambor, those miserable fucks, they are off the team,” Coach Wisniewski yelled at Ramsdell. “You work with those pieces of shit, and you let them do this at god-fuck’n-damn ENGEO, but I won’t take that bullshit here, those motherless-fuck’n chickenshit-bastard low-end college-degree-earning pieces of shit.”
Pressed for comment, the coach reasoned, “That’s two weeks in a row. This is not some ENGEO function where those two can go hide in a ditch in some god-forsaken field smoking joints, playing with their balls, in Oakley, or Concord, or wherever the fuck they are. This is not an ENGEO-sponsored team. I’m not your project manager, this is not a scheduled noonie. Show the team respect, pick up your phone.”
Box Score
Inning-by-Inning
Game forfeited by Superbas.