10. Sophomore Eric’s feet in the lounge.

9. Steve singing.

8. Mark asking for it to be quiet during his hours of study.

7. Jimmy speaking.

6. Jack passing gas. No, Jack passing gas and laughing about it.

5. Prick-from-Long-Island-John saying what’s on his mind.

4. No more listening to people who aren’t getting any speak of my sex life.

3. Kristen drunk.

2. You know that hour in the morning when the hits of the 70’s, 80’s and today are played in the bathroom. That.

1. Popper. (I could never figure out why he walks the way he does, or why he is such an asshole, but then I figured he has only one testicle.)